Dear Diary,

sup diary

I think I might start a youtube channel soon

I don’t know I’m just tired of waiting for the right time. So what it’s a 9 year? I think I should just start posting to earn moe¥nies straight away. right now.

Obviously its not because I might start needing extra money just to do fun activities like travelling and stuff but it’s also because I want to leave behind a legacy.

So everyone knows that “The Anti Christ” wasn’t born into it you know. I started from waaaaaaaaaaaaay down there. Made it all the way to the top.

Not because of a birthright, but because I was, am, and always will be The Shit

What will it be about you ask? Good question! I think I’ll make it about my journey to becoming well…just that… “The Anti Christ”

oh yeah like this morning, well technically it was yesterdays morning. My celing lamp protector shit just fell off the celinng for no apparent reason. This nofap shit really is working my man.

Them demons getting mad I’m starting to be the most perfect mothafacka out there. Like just 2 days ago I met a demon in my dream who was extremely unattractive and unintelligent looking if I may add. This mofo tried to put his fist up my ass while I was laying upside down on a couch unable to move. Good thing I’ve had sleep paralysis multiple times already I was able to get a kick up in real life that woke me up.

I swear I would never let anything or anyone up my goddamn ass and ima keep it that way forever. Sheesh fuck these demons they seriously making my mission too obvious.

Well thanks to them too I guess… I really do have no enemies.

〜Pandora